is your name Stupid because youre stupid
Ellen, tackling the real issues.
"Someone added this to the periodic table in my chemistry book." [via]
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious